Meanwhile, in Florida, Man Strips Naked Outside 7-11 After Claiming to be a Monkey

Florida is a strange, strange place.
A man in Daytona Beach called police from a 7-Eleven convenience store, and when an officer arrived at the scene, Daylen Holloman, 20, would not explain why he called authorities, according to an arrest report. The report states that Holloman was taken outside and the officer asked him several questions, including "What's going on?" "Who are you?" "Where are