Neighbors Call Cops on Man Eating Thai in His Backyard

Something about this is just weird. Police were called to a home in Bothell, Washington, after neighbors heard a woman screaming. Cops found a man and a woman having sex in the back yard. That woman, Love Thai, called the media to confirm she was, in fact, boning the homeowner and that the nosey neighbors should mind their business. She said her lover is not a murderer and is an awesome man.