Man Develops Watermelon-Sized Hernia After Drinking Beer That Fell into River

During a fishing trip, John MacDonald dropped his beer into a river in Queensland, Australia, so he fished out the beverage and kept on drinking. Then this ↑↑↑ happened to him.
Mr MacDonald told the Northern Star he became violently ill only three hours later, after picking up a nasty stomach bug from the water. He now has a hernia the size of a watermelon and weeping red sores after undergoing