Hello, 911? Bring Me Some Kool-Aid and Some Weed

Jarvis Sutton was suffering from a serious case of the munchies. Last Sunday, the 35-year-old from St. Petersburg, called 911 approximately 80 times because he "wanted Kool-Aid, burgers and weed to be delivered to him." As suspected, cops did show up and arrest him. On his way to jail, however, he started chewing foam attached to the metal caging in the back of the police cruiser. He was charged